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I'm sorry I haven't written in this journal as often as I should have. I've just been so busy taking the shotgun to the pond and cleaning out all the excess algae.



Often I am just too caught up in the frantic pace of life that I really don't have time to log in.



ROFLMFAO!

I just ran my foot under my desk and got stabbed by a broken paperclip.



I guess I didn't hit the garbage basket with that one.



Grrr.

Sometimes I lay awake and wonder... Would things be easier if women just shut up and went back in the kitchen?



Perhaps.



... No... We just fooled ourselves into thinking it worked. I suppose it "functions" but that's boring.

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voodoochile
18:43 Aug 27 2009

Ooo, so now my questions have been answered at last...a woman. :P



In reply, it is far too late to return to the kitchen. Most economies will not suppose a single income household. It is the current reality and unless there is some kind of Fight Club reset of the banking institutions, it never will return.

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Mobius
18:45 Aug 27 2009

You had a question that could be answered by "A woman." ?



Let me guess... It was "Who the hell is going to bring me a beer??"

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voodoochile
17:07 Aug 31 2009

Ummm, yes? I forgot the line already ~shakes head~ It must be old-ish age catching up ;)

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I hooked a tiny bell on my paperclip, and then hooked it around my laptop cord, and then I couldn't get it off and had to bend it into a disfigured Z in order to remove it.



>:(